Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what

demigrump:

Playing Animal Crossing like

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badtvblog:

Possibly one of the greatest narrations in the history of anime

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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cat-meowing-at-things:

the ultimate…

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politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

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WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

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Playing any fighting game online for the first time

xenodile:

WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS

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mypettentaclemonster:

christiantacos:

Gumball just blew a dude in a bathroom

FOR KIDS!

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permguerrero:

memes are people too 

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amoyed:

I love this kid

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